Scene: BRADLEY and EMILY are checking out at the Dollar General store. The CLERK picks up the HIP HOP FROG, a battery-powered stuffed frog that bounces mechanically and "raps" when you press on his hand.
CLERK: Your kid's going to be scared of this frog!
BRADLEY: Yeah... it's for my cat.
CLERK: It's for your... cat?
BRADLEY: Yeah.
CLERK: Well... it'll scare your cat, too.
BRADLEY: Good. I'm trying to mess with him.
EMILY (covering her face in shame): Yrrrza.
CLERK: And what about these little Spider-Man cars?
BRADLEY: They're for the cat too.
HIP HOP FROG: Aw, shit! We about to kick it old school up in here! Where my bitches at?!
Note: Some artistic license has been taken in this account. It's still more honest than Sarah Palin's new memoir.
Also note: We do still have both kittens, don't worry. But I'm only trying to mess with one.Previous Scenes From Casa BrIsaacson...